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The Onion: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever

The Chinese government explained that the fatal disease is caused by the excitement of the Olympics, not infected birds, as was previously reported.
Length: 00:01:38

Video Comments:
giveahoot08 (November 21, 2008 at 9:40 pm)
ramen comes from japan too you know
ppl just shouldn't buy from china
btgebo (November 19, 2008 at 11:36 am)
incredibly fun to contract
nothingelseworked64 (November 19, 2008 at 4:24 am)
no we need to stop importing ramen, everyone switch to easymac and lets make our cheap microwaveable meals here, not in asia.
309204386 (November 19, 2008 at 5:13 pm)
but mr.noodles suck!!!
shin ramyun are the best
ViciousRanger (November 16, 2008 at 4:44 pm)
Taking them away at night to see a special sneak preview, haha
da3gurls (November 10, 2008 at 12:16 am)
"They're screaming and writhing in happiness"
chinesemusicDJ (November 7, 2008 at 11:44 pm)
'is actually incredibly fun to contract' HAHAHA
infinitex2 (October 30, 2008 at 6:53 pm)
mmmmmm Ramen regime!
Justaddbacon (October 15, 2008 at 5:43 am)
"I have the most sores, doctors say I must love the olympics the most!"
josephpejovic1 (October 14, 2008 at 5:27 pm)
It's unbelievably funny to read the bottom ticker
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